Donald Trump is our Ex-President(whew)

[Drunk Monk]

Greasy, ain’t it?

[King Bob]

Is it like the award in EEAAO?

[Drunk Monk]

Reach in and find out.

[Greg]

Some days it is bad to check in on the forum.

[Drunk Monk]

But you cannot resist. 

Just like you need these candles.

[Drunk Monk]

GUILTY!

[Greg]

Slap on the wrist incoming.

[thatguy]

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

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I guess that settles who I'm voting for...

Oh yeah. I'm all in now.

[thatguy]

missed this in 2016... no wonder he got elected.



--tg

[thatguy]

https://theonion.com/frito-lay-ceo-gifts...ld-funyun/

Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun
August 13, 2025

WASHINGTON—In a gesture many critics have decried as yet another blatant bribe to secure favorable regulatory treatment, Frito-Lay CEO Steven Williams presented President Donald Trump this week with a 24-karat, solid gold Funyun. “The president has long voiced his desire to own a golden, crunchy onion, and we knew it would be our privilege to make that a reality for one of the greatest dealmakers in history,” said Williams to reporters as a beaming Trump proudly moved the gold Funyun sculpture to a permanent spot on the Resolute Desk. “This expertly crafted artwork reflects how much we at Frito-Lay respect the president’s unwavering commitment to protecting the freedoms of American snackers and snack makers alike. We hope that here, under your visionary stewardship, this Funyun will stand as a tribute to our shared commitment to bold, flavorful action.” At press time, Frito-Lay has pledged to donate $26 million in Funyuns, Ruffles, Munchos, and Cool Ranch Doritos to the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

The Onion used to be funny when it wasn’t real…