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Happy Birthday, Boson Higgs!
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07-04-2012, 10:17 AM
Though why some low-level Navy dude is so important to physicists, I'll never understand. That's why I reject all science except for what is in the bible. Ignorance is easy and fun!
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
07-04-2012, 01:07 PM
Lady Cranefly, who is a science writer at SLAC, has been teasing me for weeks with tantalizing hints, in her know-more-than-the-average-person capacity.
Well, now we know. After a gestation period of over 40 years, the little bugger finally hits the red carpet near Lohan's feet. Which I suppose is a bit suspicious, but let's not rumor-monger. By Caesarean, I'm told. Blue eyes, lobed ears, a resplendent outy navel. And with all the mass in the universe.
I'm nobody's pony.
07-04-2012, 01:38 PM
I guess that makes sense since it is the God particle.
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
07-05-2012, 08:11 AM
I'm nobody's pony.
07-05-2012, 07:12 PM
A Higgs boson walks into a church.
"We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!" shouts the priest. "But without me, how can you have mass?" asks the particle.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
07-06-2012, 08:50 AM
America's Top Quark, starring Higgs Boson!
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
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