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Happy Birthday, Boson Higgs! - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 07-04-2012

Though why some low-level Navy dude is so important to physicists, I'll never understand. That's why I reject all science except for what is in the bible. Ignorance is easy and fun!


Re: Happy Birthday, Boson Higgs! - cranefly - 07-04-2012

Lady Cranefly, who is a science writer at SLAC, has been teasing me for weeks with tantalizing hints, in her know-more-than-the-average-person capacity.
Well, now we know. After a gestation period of over 40 years, the little bugger finally hits the red carpet near Lohan's feet. Which I suppose is a bit suspicious, but let's not rumor-monger. By Caesarean, I'm told. Blue eyes, lobed ears, a resplendent outy navel. And with all the mass in the universe.


Mass? - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 07-04-2012

I guess that makes sense since it is the God particle.


Re: Happy Birthday, Boson Higgs! - cranefly - 07-05-2012

LC holds forth.
Just so you know...

https://news.slac.stanford.edu/features/decades-long-search-higgs


Re: Happy Birthday, Boson Higgs! - The Queen - 07-05-2012

A Higgs boson walks into a church.

"We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!" shouts the priest.

"But without me, how can you have mass?" asks the particle.


Re: Happy Birthday, Boson Higgs! - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 07-06-2012

America's Top Quark, starring Higgs Boson!