It's the cheese

[King Bob]

Wisconson starts using cheese brine to de-ice roads

[thatguy]

Wisconson starts using cheese brine to de-ice roads

Is that a Gouda idea?

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

MANFOOD!

[thatguy]

The road to a man's heart is paved with cheese - an expresswhey, if you will...

--tg

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

“Cheese is how you summon white people.”

-Some wag on tik-tok

I felt called out.

[thatguy]

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

--tg

This is where I went wrong…

But can you blame me?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

--tg

[Greg]

This checks so many Doom boxes.

https://www.threads.net/@wren_lovelock/post/C1aM9GqvKzK

[thatguy]

https://www.neatorama.com/2024/01/05/Tyr...in-Cheese/

Everyone wants to know what the future holds for them, and there have been methods for predicting it that involve any number of objects: dice, tea leaves, chicken bones, tarot cards, or molten lead. One method you may not be familiar with is tyromancy, or reading fortunes in cheese. The practice goes back at least to ancient Greece, but reached its height during the Middle Ages. You can imagine a cheesemaker promoting tyromancy in order to sell his wares. Cheese varies so much that tyromancers have divined fortunes from the veins in bleu cheese, the holes in Swiss cheese, the pattern of curds forming, which block of cheese ripens or goes moldy first, and a number of other variations. A tyromancer would look at a piece of cheese and tell you who you'll marry, or how your kids will turn out, or whether your business will succeed. The practice is not dead yet; a tyromancer explains the history of reading cheese and a bit of her recent experience in doing it at Saveur. -viaMetafilter 

Now I want to study tyromancy

—tg

[Drunk Monk]

Oooooh! Likewise. Who still teaches this arcane art?

[Drunk Monk]

This is an old article so I'm not sure if it's already been posted here (I did a cursory search)

Scientists Played Music to Cheese as It Aged. Hip-Hop Produced the Funkiest Flavor
Researchers played nonstop loops of Led Zeppelin, A Tribe Called Quest and Mozart to cheese wheels to find out how sound waves impacted flavor
Jason Daley
Correspondent
March 18, 2019

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The creation of good cheese involves a complex dance between milk and bacteria. In a quite literal sense, playing the right tune while this dance unfolds changes the final product’s taste, a new study shows. Denis Balibouse and Cecile Mantovani at [url=https://www.reuters.com/article/us-swiss-cheese/hip-hop-best-bet-for-a-cheese-that-will-please-swiss-study-idUSKCN1QV2NY]Reutersreport that hip-hop, for example, gave the cheese an especially funky flavor, while cheese that rocked out to Led Zeppelin or relaxed with Mozart had milder zests.
Last September, Swiss cheesemaker Beat Wampfler and a team of researchers from the Bern University of Arts placed nine 22-pound wheels of Emmental cheese in individual wooden crates in Wampfler’s cheese cellar. Then, for the next six months, each cheese was exposed to an endless, 24-hour loop of one song using a mini-transducer, which directed the sound waves directly into the cheese wheels.
The “classical” cheese mellowed to the sounds of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. The “rock” cheese listened to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven.” An ambient cheese listened to Yello’s “Monolith,” the hip-hop cheese was exposed to A Tribe Called Quest’s “Jazz (We’ve Got),” and the techno fromage raved to Vril’s “UV.” A control cheese aged in silence, while three other wheels were exposed to simple high-, medium- and low-frequency tones.
According to a press release, the cheese was then examined by food technologists from the ZHAW Food Perception Research Group, which concluded that the cheese exposed to music had a milder flavor compared to the non-musical cheese. They also found that the hip-hop cheese had a stronger aroma and stronger flavor than other samples.
The cheeses were then sampled by a jury of culinary experts during two rounds of a blind taste test. Their results were similar to the research group’s conclusions, and the hip-hop cheese came out on top.
“The bacteria did a good job,” Wampfler tells SwissInfo. The experts said A Tribe Called Quest’s cheese was “remarkably fruity, both in smell and taste, and significantly different from the other samples.”
The tasting, however, was subjective, and not everyone thought hip-hop was the cheesiest. “My favorite cheese was that of Mozart. I like Mozart, but it’s not necessarily what I listen to. … Maybe a sweet little classical music, it does good to the cheese,” chef and jury member Benjamin Luzuy tells Agence France-Presse.
So, are the differences all in the tasters’ heads? It’s hard to say at this point, but the samples will now go through a biomedical survey to see if there are actual differences in the structures of the cheeses.
When the experimented started, Wampfler—who is a veterinarian by day and cheesemaker in his free time—told AFP last year that in his experience all sorts of things can affect the flavor and texture of a cheese.
“Bacteria is responsible for the formation of the taste of cheese, with the enzymes that influence its maturity,” he says. “I am convinced that humidity, temperature or nutrients are not the only things that influence taste. Sounds, ultrasounds or music can also have physical effects.”
Michael Harenberg, director of the music program at Bern University of the Arts, says he was skeptical of the whole project when Wampfler first approached him. “Then we discovered there is a field called sonochemistry that looks at the influences of sound waves, the effect of sound on solid bodies.”
It turns out that Wampfler was rooting for the hip-hop cheese to win all along. Now, reports Reuters, he and his collaborators want to expose cheese to five to ten different types of hip-hop to see if it has similar effects.
Wampfler also tells AFP that he can see marketing cheeses based on the music they matured to. Already, he says, people have called requesting cheese that has listened to the blues, Balkan music and AC/DC.

It'd try Zepp cheese. Mozart cheese too...

[The Queen]

I’d try Mozart cheese or Zeppelin cheese. I wonder if show-tunes cheese would be bold and sassy?

[thatguy]

I’d try Mozart cheese or Zeppelin cheese. I wonder if show-tunes cheese would be bold and sassy?

My daughter was in an elementary school musical performance of Treasure Island. There was an awesome cheese song in that one. I can't find it with a quick search, but the lyrics were a bunch of puns about cheese names followed by a chorus of

Give me cheese
Give me cheese
Give me cheese, if you please
Give me cheese, if you please

[Drunk Monk]

Young Posse - Macaroni CHEESE