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Doom Dreams
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DM and I are in a room at this big hotel.  There must be a convention going on.  DM is standing near me while I sit on the sofa looking through a brochure.  I'm blathering away about its contents, and it suddenly occurs to me that DM has been unusually silent.

I glance up and am freaked to see DM pale as a ghost, eyes unfocused, on the point of collapse.  I jump up and guide him into a sprawl on the sofa.  I need to call 911, I keep thinking.  Yes, that's what I need to do.  Right?  But I'm frozen, unable to act.

Then DM says, "Give me the phone."  So I grab the phone and try to give it to him.  But he says, "No, a rotary phone."  I'm baffled.  Meanwhile, DM shifts pillows about and finds a rotary phone.  He lifts the receiver and dials a number.

Someone apparently answers, because DM says into the phone, "Yeah, I've got a temperature of twenty-eight four."

And I'm thinking, twenty-eight four?  That sounds really serious!  I need to call 911!.  But then I'm thinking, Wait a second.  Is that Celsius?  I struggle to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit but am getting nowhere, and that's when I wake up.

I'm shaken and can't get back to sleep for a couple hours.

This happened two nights ago after DM first reported serious issues with the Pom.  I think that was the genesis.

P.S.:  DM?  Lose the Celsius, okay?  I can't do math in my dreams.
I'm nobody's pony.
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Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 11-03-2005, 03:14 PM
Cursed recursive nightmare - by Drunk Monk - 03-04-2016, 04:52 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-04-2016, 06:23 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 07-08-2016, 10:32 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 07-08-2016, 04:20 PM
Temperaturitus - by cranefly - 08-10-2016, 08:57 AM
Hold the phone... - by Drunk Monk - 08-10-2016, 11:18 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-01-2018, 02:45 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 04-02-2018, 05:41 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-02-2018, 10:08 AM
The Devil. The Details - by Greg - 08-08-2018, 07:10 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 02-13-2019, 07:39 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-13-2019, 10:08 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 02-13-2019, 10:17 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-13-2019, 11:39 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-13-2019, 07:13 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by cranefly - 10-13-2019, 07:21 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-13-2019, 07:46 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-13-2019, 10:53 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-14-2019, 09:52 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-14-2019, 10:49 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 10-15-2019, 10:46 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-15-2019, 10:58 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 12-07-2019, 10:30 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 12-10-2019, 07:40 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 12-10-2019, 09:39 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 12-10-2019, 09:54 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 12-10-2019, 05:44 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 12-10-2019, 04:56 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 12-10-2019, 04:59 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 12-14-2019, 08:30 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-06-2020, 06:40 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-07-2020, 12:44 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-07-2020, 03:15 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-08-2020, 06:04 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-08-2020, 06:16 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-14-2020, 01:07 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-14-2020, 04:11 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-23-2020, 05:28 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-18-2020, 09:07 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by cranefly - 04-18-2020, 09:50 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-18-2020, 10:47 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 04-20-2020, 05:27 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 05-03-2020, 11:52 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 09-27-2020, 11:26 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-16-2020, 08:24 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 10-16-2020, 09:24 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-16-2020, 12:47 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by cranefly - 10-16-2020, 09:55 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 10-16-2020, 08:53 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-16-2020, 08:59 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 10-16-2020, 09:36 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-16-2020, 09:50 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 10-16-2020, 11:08 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-16-2020, 11:12 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 10-16-2020, 11:33 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-17-2020, 09:07 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 10-17-2020, 01:49 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-17-2020, 03:48 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-22-2020, 04:43 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-31-2020, 05:16 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-31-2020, 05:44 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 10-31-2020, 07:12 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 11-08-2020, 11:59 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-03-2021, 08:35 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 02-03-2021, 08:41 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-25-2021, 06:51 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-25-2021, 05:15 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-07-2021, 07:31 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-04-2021, 09:23 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 04-04-2021, 11:23 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-04-2021, 04:07 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by thatguy - 04-06-2021, 11:05 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-07-2021, 07:50 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 04-17-2021, 04:54 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-17-2021, 05:44 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 04-17-2021, 07:51 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-17-2021, 08:05 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 04-17-2021, 08:01 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-12-2021, 05:46 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-15-2021, 07:34 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 07-16-2021, 06:46 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 09-12-2021, 11:01 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by thatguy - 09-13-2021, 02:32 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 09-19-2021, 02:42 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 09-21-2021, 11:41 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-09-2021, 04:26 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-09-2021, 05:16 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-24-2021, 08:06 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-24-2021, 08:25 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 11-05-2021, 01:04 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 11-05-2021, 01:08 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 11-05-2021, 01:11 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 11-05-2021, 01:26 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 11-05-2021, 01:55 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 12-04-2021, 06:46 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 12-04-2021, 07:24 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by cranefly - 12-17-2021, 12:41 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 01-25-2022, 08:06 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 01-25-2022, 02:32 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-11-2022, 11:36 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by thatguy - 02-14-2022, 06:18 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-15-2022, 05:03 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-16-2022, 03:23 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-25-2022, 08:28 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-02-2022, 07:51 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-02-2022, 08:34 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-02-2022, 09:46 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-02-2022, 09:54 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 03-02-2022, 10:17 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-03-2022, 05:22 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-13-2022, 10:18 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 03-13-2022, 04:59 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-13-2022, 11:26 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by cranefly - 03-14-2022, 12:56 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-14-2022, 08:41 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 03-14-2022, 05:48 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-14-2022, 08:17 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 03-14-2022, 08:45 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-14-2022, 10:04 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 03-14-2022, 11:15 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-21-2022, 08:41 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2022, 10:11 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by thatguy - 03-23-2022, 08:25 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-27-2022, 02:42 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 03-27-2022, 03:39 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-27-2022, 05:18 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-28-2022, 01:36 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-05-2022, 12:31 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-07-2022, 12:49 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 05-07-2022, 09:23 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-07-2022, 09:41 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-21-2022, 07:20 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 06-06-2022, 12:37 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-06-2022, 02:35 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 06-06-2022, 05:25 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 07-03-2022, 06:44 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 07-28-2022, 06:02 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 08-20-2022, 09:37 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-28-2022, 07:33 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 10-30-2022, 05:33 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-30-2022, 09:36 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-30-2022, 01:47 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 11-18-2022, 01:09 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 12-10-2022, 10:42 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 12-10-2022, 02:27 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 12-10-2022, 03:44 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 12-10-2022, 08:32 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 12-10-2022, 10:38 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 01-08-2023, 10:36 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-16-2023, 04:45 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 02-21-2023, 02:49 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-01-2023, 08:36 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 05-01-2023, 09:39 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-01-2023, 10:04 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 05-01-2023, 10:11 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-01-2023, 12:03 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Greg - 05-01-2023, 06:05 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-03-2023, 06:26 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 05-04-2023, 10:57 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 07-01-2023, 12:14 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 08-26-2023, 12:30 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by King Bob - 08-26-2023, 08:11 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 09-12-2023, 07:47 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-01-2023, 08:11 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by The Queen - 10-07-2023, 03:13 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 10-07-2023, 03:17 PM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2024, 08:26 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-06-2024, 07:57 AM
RE: Doom Dreams - by Drunk Monk - 04-11-2024, 07:19 AM

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