05-16-2006, 01:30 PM
CG? Really? Hoo-wee! Who'da thunk you could do all that with a dang computer? I mean, sheesh! Boat sinking? With all those people on it? All inside one itty bitty computer? I hope they didn't flood their desk or anything. How do they keep all that water in? Do the digital people inside have to work the wave machine themselves? How self-aware is the boat? Does it know it's going to capsize before the opening credits? I mean, did it see the original film? Is the digital Ernest Borgnine skinnier than the original? And what about the fire? Do you have to strike a digital match before the digital oil catches on fire?
Boy, howdy, but that's a danged fine bunch of pixels. At least, I reckon. I won't get within a hunnerd feet of a thee-ater playing this sinking turkey.
Boy, howdy, but that's a danged fine bunch of pixels. At least, I reckon. I won't get within a hunnerd feet of a thee-ater playing this sinking turkey.