The Man With The Golden Torc by Simon Green

[Drunk Monk]

i don't think T even intellectualized it. obviously she hasn't seen the godfather. it was just weird for her. i don't think she could get her mind around it.

i'm too busy fabricating gross lies about my past. that sells much better than a pair of soiled pants. why, it reminds me of the time i fought off all those pirates defending shaolin temple...