01-12-2007, 05:04 PM
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Sniff! I'm so proud!
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01-12-2007, 05:41 PM
And don't you forget it.
It's good to know we had court reporters next to Moses when he was talking to God in order to write down the ten commandments.
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
01-12-2007, 06:02 PM
Some of my students made it to youtube too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5uB1793m8
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
01-12-2007, 08:53 PM
Greg Wrote:It's good to know we had court reporters next to Moses when he was talking to God in order to write down the ten commandments. And as everyone in my profession knows, in order to be certified, you have to be 97.5% accurate. Makes you wonder what 2.5% might have gotten effed up in the ten commandments.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
01-13-2007, 07:30 AM
Drunk Monk Wrote:Some of my students made it to youtube too! I have to vote for DM's students. Their message was clear, concise and passionate. ![[Image: magpie13.gif]](http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmLiveJournal/recenttracks/magpie13.gif)
01-13-2007, 12:06 PM
I attended a murder trial a few years back.
It involved one co-worker strangling another co-worker. Yep, the bastard got off (he hired San Francisco's top defense attorney, and is probably in debt for life after the two trials). I was fascinated by the court recorder, a lady whose fingers danced about a very strange keyboard during the proceedings. During breaks she would be stretching out her fingers. I sensed she was good, but didn't realize how good until the defense attorney asked if the record could be read back for the past half-minute, as the witness's answer had been a bit convoluted. When the lady did so, the audience chuckled, the attorneys chuckled, even the judge chuckled. Because she had recorded every hesitation, stutter and pause. You know, like, uh, well, the way some of us really talk. And she read it very well. I was extremely impressed by the lady. And for months afterward I had these sexual fantasies in which she was recording my every utterance while dressed in a tutu and jumping on a trampoline. --cranefly
I'm nobody's pony.
01-13-2007, 08:18 PM
Jeezus, CF, it's always - and I mean *always* - about trampolines with you! What kind of perv are you , anyway?
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
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