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Sniff! I'm so proud! - The Queen - 01-12-2007
Some of my students have made it onto YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4y8y6XzqW0
I am the nemesis of the perjurer! - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 01-12-2007
And don't you forget it.
It's good to know we had court reporters next to Moses when he was talking to God in order to write down the ten commandments.
Welcome to the club! - Drunk Monk - 01-12-2007
Some of my students made it to youtube too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5uB1793m8
Re: I am the nemesis of the perjurer! - The Queen - 01-12-2007
Greg Wrote:It's good to know we had court reporters next to Moses when he was talking to God in order to write down the ten commandments.
And as everyone in my profession knows, in order to be certified, you have to be 97.5% accurate. Makes you wonder what 2.5% might have gotten effed up in the ten commandments.
Re: Welcome to the club! - El Dingo - 01-13-2007
Drunk Monk Wrote:Some of my students made it to youtube too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5uB1793m8
I have to vote for DM's students. Their message was clear, concise and passionate.
court recorter - cranefly - 01-13-2007
I attended a murder trial a few years back.
It involved one co-worker strangling another co-worker. Yep, the bastard got off (he hired San Francisco's top defense attorney, and is probably in debt for life after the two trials).
I was fascinated by the court recorder, a lady whose fingers danced about a very strange keyboard during the proceedings. During breaks she would be stretching out her fingers. I sensed she was good, but didn't realize how good until the defense attorney asked if the record could be read back for the past half-minute, as the witness's answer had been a bit convoluted.
When the lady did so, the audience chuckled, the attorneys chuckled, even the judge chuckled. Because she had recorded every hesitation, stutter and pause. You know, like, uh, well, the way some of us really talk. And she read it very well.
I was extremely impressed by the lady. And for months afterward I had these sexual fantasies in which she was recording my every utterance while dressed in a tutu and jumping on a trampoline.
--cranefly
- Dr. Ivor Yeti - 01-13-2007
Jeezus, CF, it's always - and I mean *always* - about trampolines with you! What kind of perv are you , anyway?