The Little Mermaid

[Drunk Monk]

This is the 2018 Netflix version. And it’s painfully bad. But I’m glad of it. See now KFTC had a movie columnist, Dr. Reid, who suffered greatly from witzelsucht, so much so that cf would whine like a triggered millennial whenever I sent him one of Reid’s submissions, and I can’t say I blame him in the end. I had to let Reid go and take over because he just got worse and worse as a writer/reporter. Black Belt picked him up. He writes their column now. And in their most recent issue, he dedicated a large part of his feature-length column to this piece of crap. Beyond Shirley MacLaine & the guy who was Peter in Narnia, Chris Yong is in it and he’s done some martial arts. He doesn’t do any in this tho. There’s a really crappy fight scene in this really crappy movie but nothing remotely martial. Reid discussed like 3 or 4 films total in his last column concluding with this p.o.s. I discussed several dozen films - I don’t even remember how many - and concluded with Roma. FTW. FTfeckinW.

I just hope all his loyal readers make an effort to watch this. Oh how far he has fallen. Witzelsucht is a horrible disease but I have as much mercy on those afflicted by it as a conservative Christian has for victims of AIDS.

Sometimes it feels really good to spank the competition.

Oh who am I kidding? It always feels really good to spank the competition. Spank ‘em hard. So hard that they think of me whenever they sit down. Especially on the toilet. Yeah, that feels really really good.