Mutant Girl Squad (2010)

[El Dingo]

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This is probably the best movie with a chainsaw-wielding ass-tentacle you will see all year. The breast-swords and blood-spitting penis-knife also make this movie a must see for the entire family.

The charming story revolves around a young girl, just turning sixteen. Her coming of age also means the coming of an indestructible metal arm held together with piano wire and razor-sharp claws.

After killing everyone in town she joins a band of fellow mutants and helps with the war against regular humans.

That all happens in the first 10 minutes.

SPOILER ALERT: then the movie gets violent.

This is the perfect DOOM flick and needs to be viewed ASAP.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I've added it to the Queue.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I've added it to the growing list of charges being compiled at the International Court of Human Rights.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I now realize I am not up to the task of watching an El Dingo recommendation on my own. Especially when I'm dosed on Nightquil.

Dad's head is on a birthday cake. Swords instead of arms? Swords coming out of breasts? Chainsaws out the ass? Wow. These directors are messed up. Half the budget alone must have been spent on the blood sprayers. And if their is a limit to decapitations in a picture, this film exceeded it. I also kept thinking what fetish are we appealing to here. Japanese nurse girl. Japanese school girl? Japanese cheerleader? Transvestite samurai? The list is endless. Every scene was a new exclamation of what the f?

And then you are at the end for the final battle and all you can do is scratch your head. There is a break half-way through the battle that has tremendous mutant lesbian overtones. At one point a woman is cutting herself and blowing flames out her wounds at the tentacle girl with the elephant snout. The transvestite samurai has morphed with his/her god into this giant insectoid creature with cleavers for hands and giant breast on either side of his head that spew breast milk that dissolves flesh.

I watched the making of this film to decompress a little. It didn't help. All the directors appeared in the film. The oddest being one of the directors is the transvestite samurai . In one scene, TS gets to kick the anus (I'm going by the subtitles) of the other directors. TS found it very amusing he made his fellow director's anus hurt.


My head spins. Don't let me do this by myself again.

[cranefly]

Japanese nurse girl. Japanese school girl? Japanese cheerleader? Transvestite samurai?

The Nyquil can really screw with you. I'm thinking you forgot to toggle the TV to DVD input, and you were actually watching girls' gymnastics.

The good news is that you still haven't watched MUTANT GIRL SQUAD and have that to look forward to.

[Drunk Monk]

ED: 1 Greg: 0

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

The ED score has to be much higher than that.

[Drunk Monk]

ED kicks all our collective anuses when it comes to eyerape. We were just scoring for this round, not the whole ballgame...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

My brain is still knotted up. ED should get bonus points.

[Drunk Monk]

you sure the knot is in your brain?

a good anus kick can feel that way.