Furry Vengeance

[Drunk Monk]

Fraser dresses up like a raccoon for anonymous sex, and due to a misunderstanding, winds up raping Brooke, who accidentally stumbles into the gathering dressed as a skunk while promoting a plumbing operation. Brooke flees to the wilderness where she meets a mystical master of skunk fu and trains in Wudang fighting techniques. She returns for exact revenge on Fraser using her newly-honed skills, which involves numerous shots to the gonads. In the end, Fraser spits blood and dies. Brooke rides off into the sunset, spattered in blood, looking hotter than she did in Blue Lagoon.

Weirdest cover of Cypress Hill ever during the closing credits.

[El Dingo]

You know, if Brendan Fraser started making gay bondage porno I would have more respect for him than being in this crap.

From the previews it must make Eddie Murphy's 'Dr Doolittle' seem like high art.

[Drunk Monk]

My mom wanted to see it because her friend liked it and it was mother's day, so she called the shots. T will see any movie that's G/PG so it was checkmate for poor ol' dm and his dad, forced to sit through this live-action version of Over the Hedge. Making things worse was Ken Jeong who played the evil developer posing as green, and the financier who was Indian - it gave the flick this racist angle that was just deplorable. For some insane reason, my mom liked that. Those parts could have been written for anyone. Ken didn't get too chinky-chinky, except for two scenes when he makes some sort of mock Asian language (Korean perhaps or maybe just gibberish) very cartoonish sounding.