Fishnet stockings are the cthulhu of the conjugal chamber. When you're down in the trenches, ready to rut, you'll suddenly see regiments of lines marching in parallel to meet at the curvaceous horizon. Before you know it, you're back in high school physics studying optics. Because it just isn't right. Parallel lines ought not meet -- certainly not in the Euclidean here and now.
Worse still, when you're at the cliff edge, about to salute the infinite, and you back off across the bedroom to get a good running start (as all great lovers do), there comes a distance at which the fishnet mutates into a whirly girly dervish. Unexpectedly you find yourself in a ménage a trios, captivated by the charms of Ms. Moire. With vision impaired, you invariably start leaping into a wall ... until your prepped-but-forsaken sweet mate breaches from the bedsheets to slap you silly.
Fishnet stockings should have been under the watchful eye of the FDA, tested and monitored for years before release. And trust me, they would never have been released.
Because they are the cthulhu of the conjugal chamber.
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I love Cranefly.
I don't want to see him in fishnets.
Cthulu of the conjugal chamber! Come on.
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So CF is on the loose, unmonitored, unchecked and unrestrained. I suspect we may need to check in on him to see if an intervention is in order...
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Let's wait for the madness to simmer before we check the pot.
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next thing you know, he'll be nekkid and swinging from the power lines.
been there, done that.
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Dude...you said "Euclidean". Heh, heh, heh...
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
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If we all just installed web-cams in our house, I could be there 24/7. Let the Madness roll. Maybe it's time for a few less Miike's and a few more Disney's?
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The neighbors and even the police keep bugging me. There's a lot of "How you doing?" "Everything okay?" "Need anything?" I appreciate the concern, but it gets tiring. Here's the thing: I don't need a therapist or psychiatrist; I know how to monitor my own mental health. It's really very simple. I just paint a picture.
They used to give kids drawing tests. Maybe they still do. Draw a house, a tree, and a man and a woman. The house tells about the home life. The tree reflects how the kid views the external world in general. The man and woman usually show the child's attitude towards the parents. A nice concept, but too simple, too constrained. Why not just let the kid to draw whatever he or she wants, and give them plenty of time?
So every now and then I just paint something. I don't plan it in advance, and there's no timetable. When I'm done, I give it a careful analysis. If there's a problem, it'll jump out at me. That's it, and that's where I'm different from most people. I know how to keep a finger on the pulse of my own psyche.
I just spent three days doing such a painting. Afterwards, I studied it very carefully for a long while. What surprises me is just how well-adjusted I'm becoming, because there's not a hint of an issue anywhere.
Now I have this idea. I'll make little business cards out of the painting. They won't really be business cards. They'll be clean bill of health cards. You know, proof that I'm okay. Then when a neighbor says, "You doing okay?" I'll just give them the card. I won't even have to speak. Pretty soon it'll finally sink in that I'm fine and then maybe they'll leave me alone.
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Yep. Nothing wrong at Cranefly Castle. Where did we put the man size nets?
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yup. I'm convinced.
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When does LCF come back from India?!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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...CF's posts have been some of the best on DOOM in quite a spell.
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Saturday.
Lady Cranefly returns on Saturday, 1 pm, San Francisco airport.
Time is running out.
Can't postpone much longer.
Must. Open. Box.
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That was unnattractive. Couldn't we get a Ninjette in fishnets?
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