Iron Crotch Festival Announcements

[Greg]

Woodshole Film Festival has decided not to wait until June to kick me to the curb and did so last night.

Dear Greg,
Thank you for submitting your film to the Woods Hole Film Festival. After receiving a record number of submissions this year and a very long reviewing process, it pains me to tell you that we are not able to include it in the program this year.

Please know that your film was carefully considered by our programming team, and all the decisions were incredibly difficult, to say the least.

I truly apologize for the generic nature of this message. I wish I could write to everyone personally and thank them. But I do sincerely thank you for sharing your work with us. We wish you the best of luck on your festival run and in all your filmmaking endeavors. Your work is more important than ever, and we hope to have the opportunity to see more of it in the future.

Sincerely,
John Gamache, Associate Director
Woods Hole Film Festival

[Drunk Monk]

Woodshole Film Festival has decided not to wait until June to kick me to the curb and did so last night.

Kick you to the curb? Don't you mean kick you in the crotch?

Just trying to stay on topic here.

[Greg]

The kick to the curb was done via the crotch. Either way, painful.

[Drunk Monk]

Curb your crotch

That'd make a good bumper sticker