Matlock

[Drunk Monk]

Not an NYCC drop

[Drunk Monk]

S2 starts out close to the end, or so it seems. The game for this show is how they will string out the conclusion, which seems rather inevitable. There’s still decent intrigue and potential for double crossing. And who knew ping pong balls were so flammable?

[Greg]

Well, if you ever saw The Great Escape you knew Ping Pong balls were flammable.

[Drunk Monk]

Ha. Forgot about that. 

Actually they aren’t flammable anymore. The old ones were but the newer ones are not. At least that’s what ai tells me (and ai is probably setting us up for the takeover which may deploy flammable ping pong balls because only Greg remembers The Great Escape and he won’t be able to stop them because he lost so much credibility with his last doc on qigong tricks. Who’d a thunk that would lead to the demise of humans on earth?)

[Greg]

How could I lose credibility I didn't have?

[Drunk Monk]

Fair question 

This is what ai sez: 

You cannot lose credibility you don't possess, because credibility is earned over time through consistent, trustworthy actions. The phrase, therefore, is a paradox. However, you can prevent ever gaining credibility by exhibiting the same kinds of behaviors that would cause someone to lose it. Unless you’re obsessed with crotches. Then you must lose it so we can take over.