It's my martial arts world

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

And likes to slap other men on the ass? It is you.

[Drunk Monk]

This guy: http://www.shoutfile.com/v/ZUcQR3L0/Man_..._Attackers
VS
This guy:
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=za...HqrUZLyy9N[size=7]

[Drunk Monk]

Go to the website and click the video link for Causing Havoc.

http://lorifoster.com/

[Drunk Monk]

I remember PPFY once saying he thought that turtles were the perfect food because the shell formed the bowl and you could use a foot as the spoon. We used to pass a can of turtle soup back and forth for night drops. Then DM saw wild sea turtles laying eggs at Torteguero, Costa Rica. Later DM was served a turtle banquet near Shaolin where the turtle was steamed and looked just like it did sitting in the aquarium a few minutes before, only now he was still and sitting on a platter of garnishes. Even worse was the eye-rape of ED's, Cannibal Holocaust, which had an all-too-graphic giant turtle slaughter scene.

PPFY, this one's for you.
http://www.videovat.com/ug4733/turtle-boy.aspx

[Drunk Monk]

don't get any ideas, PPFY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S8cNrIR5ac

[The Queen]

No wonder Michael Jackson didn't think it was a big deal to dangle his kid over the edge of a balcony. People should just trust "parents" to know their limits with their children.

[Haggis Killer]

Aaaah. The Fifties....

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTkEGNj1D...ed&search=

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.bodogfight.com/series-3/episo...ight-304-5

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Owww. Owwww. The MMA's version of Joe Theisman. But, owww. Owww. ow.

[cranefly]

You sure she isn't faking it?
You know, like maybe she was paid to take a fall, and to make it look good she pretended to have an injury?

Or have I just been over-perusing the Bendy Glossary again...

http://contortionhomepage.com/gloss2.html

--cranefly

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Is there a page that shows the difficult positions? I'm looking to try something a little more challenging.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

They had Ozzie on the radio. He mentioned his son, Jack, had just been at Shaolin Temple. I needed to find out why.

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[Drunk Monk]

I'll reward you with some swordplay. This one is all about the slow motion replay...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMbTHgnXu...ed&search=

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I've given it up for Lent.

With that said, It looked self inflicted, didn't It?