LEGBONE'S ACT OF WAR

[Drunk Monk]

See thiks? That's rioght thiols. That's my gold damn fionger! LOEGBLONE CUT ME!!! HE GOLD DAMN CUT ME! OIN FRLOONT OLF HIS KID'S EVEN! GUESSS WHIO9CH FIONEG HAS A HUGE FREAKOLNG BANDAGE ON OIT NOLW??!!!

PAYBACK IOS A BIOTCH!!!!
:ANAL:
:axe:
mt073
:finga: mt097 mt098

[El Dingo]

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It seems there's a lot of blood loss when Legbone is in the house. I wonder why.

Although Gene probably deserved it. look how he scarred poor Cranefly.

Send photos.

[Drunk Monk]

...there's even video.

I can't remember the last time I saw that much of my own blood. Legbone....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Drunk Monk]

...but that in no way redeems LB from the punishment he is due. Vengeance shall be mine. The first blow has been struck in the sanctity of very bed where LB lays to rest. That's just a little taste, like when they left the horse's head in that guy's bed in the Godfather. Pleasant dreams LB. Bwahahahaha!

[Drunk Monk]

Legbone is dead.
Long live the Baloney Pony.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Why haven't we heard more about it in the papers?

And how do you know he has a Baloney Pony and why why why would you wish to share that information with us?

[Drunk Monk]

BP has shacked up with one of my foremost partners-in-crime. It's a beautiful thing, actually, but she is a confidant of mine, so perhaps now I know more than I need to about such things. Actually, it's all very complicated, this BP story. The great DMvsBP war is made more complicated by the fact that is was his new sig O who patched me up. It's been made even more complicated by the fact that BP seems to be in such bliss that he's completely forsaken this here forum, so it won't matter in the least whether his member name is LB, BP or whatever. He's just not playing here now. By the time he returns, if ever, I'll probably have forgotten, and there's not even a scar to remind me. Ah, the injustice.

[Drunk Monk]

...or I would have forgotten my revenge plot. I missed an opportunity last Saturday when LB and his sig O gave me a lift to a wedding of a mutual friend and back. They were particularly vulnerable, or at least their bloodstreams were. But the wedding was too beautiful to sully. Next time...

BTW, LB has passed the BP phase (that nick didn't really stick) and has reverted to Dan.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Who is going to be Legbone? The world just isn't the world without a Legbone in it. Or are you absorbing that monikor as well? You could be the Drunkbone or the Legmonk. The possibilities are endless. .. .. Well, two if you go with the ones I made up.

[Drunk Monk]

...but I don't like the sound of drunkbone or legmonk. Drunkbone sounds skanky. Legmonk sounds perverse. I guess he'll always be Legbone to me. Why, I can remember clearly the very moment he declared himself that, which is extraordinary, since that was an extraordinary weekend and I was very, very drunk, to put it mildly. :partyman:

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

legbone! Legbone!! LEGBONE!!!!

It must call itself Legbone or it gets the hose!

LEGBONE!

[Drunk Monk]

...DM did not kill LB. Nope. That would be too easy. But if you're all wondering where DM might bury the bodies, here's a hint (note opening date for a major clue...)
http://www.pharmaca.com/events_Los_Gatos.html

[Drunk Monk]

LB is leaving. He's moving to Sacto and enrolling in nursing school.

Think about it. Nurse LB...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Didn't he mention this at the Earthquake Benefit? At least he mentioned it to the ones who let Baloney Pony lapse. We are going to need some nice throw pillows for the new Chapter House.