Expendables 2

[Drunk Monk]

Machinegunorgasmic. Lots of digital splats that are funny in their graphic splash.

Jet is only in the very beginning. He goes from machine gun vs. machine guns to batons & blades vs. frying pans. Then he leaves and is replaced by a chick. Whaaaat?

Arnie & Chuck are so painfully tongue-in-cheek that the dialog fires off homages like, well, like machine guns.

The action is pretty constant and entertaining. I laughed out loud heartily at two scenes. The plot is ridiculous if you give it a moment's thought. It's best when the characters are riffing off each other in top bromancic snips.

Thought of you guys and the days of our youth spent watching this kind of cinema. Comic ultravi.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Wow. Should it have been subtitled 'The Deus Ex-Machina"? It seemed every time they were in trouble the Lone Would help them out.

This was bad in a laugh out loud funny way. I'm amazed Stallone put his name on the script. But he's probably laughing all the way to the bank. I thought JCVD did an excellent job and was probably in the best shape of all of them.

I had the same thoughts as DM that I should have been surrounded by DOOM while I was watching this film.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

And what the hell was up with Dolph Lundgren? Was he drunk the entire time?