DOOM GEAR

[Drunk Monk]

Just to get this rolling, what DOOM Gear is there? I only remember some of our swag - I'm thinking anything with our DOOM logos on it.

DOOM shirts:
2005 cheese vs. pudding crotch kick by ED
2000 DOOM Millenium (sp) by Greg

Now I cant' remember the dates, but the rest of the shirts were by KB:
DOOM snow mountains
DOOM III (or IV or II, I have to find that one again)
DOOM man with snake

DOOM beer mug - dang, who made those? They were awesome!

DOOM zippo by Captain Ken

Was there more?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Ken also did an army field manual that had the Doom logo on the first page. Maybe I'm the only one that got that one.

Wasn't their a red Doom shirt with just the herald?

I handed out rocks, too. And skulls. Next time they'll have logos.

[The Queen]

Don't I remember a silver flask from Ken, as well??? I could be wrong, but I seem to remember dusting around it...

[El Dingo]

Aye - very nice flask. I have used it on many occassions.

[Drunk Monk]

Dang! Where did my flask get off to? And you're right about the red shirt too, I think. Anyone remember the approximate dates those were distributed.

And Greg, we totally appreciate the set building swag being logo free. Greg's movie swag would deserve it's own thread. As would all the DOOM swag in general.

[Drunk Monk]

Ken gave us a lot of good swag. Maybe the Kennance should just be paid in DOOM swag. Hell, we're easy to buy off...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Next time we put a morals clause in the Doom charter.

[Drunk Monk]

Next time, we should put 'more swag' in the DOOM charter. Obviously we need some fresh DOOM swag. I can't wear the latest shirt. It would be too weird, too recursive. I can't wear a shirt with my own image on it. It's my only fashion limitation.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

You're too limiting. But maybe, just maybe, we do a big pumpkin ass shirt? That would honor the great pumpkin ass and get us more swag. It's genius, I tell you, genius.

[El Dingo]

I would think DOOM has more savvy than to use a generic viral-internet image on an official shirt. Next thing we'll have the Dancing Baby and Star Wars Kid with a DOOM logo on it. For shame.

In fact, I would say DOOM images should be of or by DOOM ONLY.

Please put that in the charter mmmhmmm OK thx.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Does that mean I should hold off on the Dreamgirls Construction shirts? I know they don't have the Doom brand, but they are official movie swag, but from the construction department. It's your choice. I can always send them to needy kids in africa.

[El Dingo]

Argh, ye fancy-talkin' landlubber! Don't be holdin' out on swag!

I'm just sensitive to internet crap since I spend way too much time on sites like ilovebacon.com and am active in the somethingawful.com forums.

Did I mention I went to a local Fark gathering and talked with Drew for about an hour?

Yup - I bathed in the musky waters of celebrity!

[Drunk Monk]

I heartily agree with ED. DOOM swag should not be pumpkin asses. If anything, we should be moving towards higher end DOOM swag to establish our reputation. I'm think DOOM rolexes, DOOM cologne, real DOOM bling.

As it's been noted elsewhere, the bulk of DOOM has fallen into unusual jobs, so there's occassional work swag to be had that is also highly treasured. I think the ultimate example was the Chucky heads. Dreamgirls construction shirts? Do you mean like on dreamgirls.com? If you mean that movie you're working on, that's not quite up at the level of the previous cock shirts, but swag is swag and we shouldn't look gift swag in the mouth....

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Ha, you've been found out. It's all about the swag. And what people care most about swag? Pirates! I think that ends that debate.

I'd still rather be a ninja . . .

[Drunk Monk]

In Japanese, we call it 'swagiri'