03-11-2017, 09:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-11-2017, 09:45 AM by Drunk Monk.)
Alright. I get it. I'm sorry I'm bailing on the rough cut showing of the Last Captain. I'm a bad DOOM brother. But you guys have known me since high school and I've always been a compulsive thief of the spotlight. It's compensation for my tiny hands, which I hide in wedding photos, especially when next to the Yeti because his littlest paw claw is as thick as my wrist. I apologize profusely and will make it up to you, Greg. Now step aside because it's my feckin spotlight here.
So back to me because it's really all about me.
Today is a training day. Thursday was grueling - a serious exam that went for hours under blinding spotlights and my 20/20 hindsight on the packed flight home has me thinking my B.S. replies might overshadow my correct ones, caught on camera for the world to see. The upcoming 5 days of filming - well, my castmates are hardcore - professional martial artists, actors and stuntmen. Bigger claws than Yeti's compared to my tiny mitts. I'm the oldest and smallest. WTH have I gotten into?
So I have a week to train. I've asked my Kung Fu sihing to help me refresh my guandao. That's coming up in an hour. Then I e tapped my ol' iaido classmate for a refresher in battojitsu (cutting). I haven't cut in over a decade. That's after lunch. I'll be training all day. While you all are enjoying the Last Captain, I'll probably be sore. Actually no. I must help Tara prep for India.
March came in like a lion. It goes out like a 3-headed sharktopus.
So back to me because it's really all about me.
Today is a training day. Thursday was grueling - a serious exam that went for hours under blinding spotlights and my 20/20 hindsight on the packed flight home has me thinking my B.S. replies might overshadow my correct ones, caught on camera for the world to see. The upcoming 5 days of filming - well, my castmates are hardcore - professional martial artists, actors and stuntmen. Bigger claws than Yeti's compared to my tiny mitts. I'm the oldest and smallest. WTH have I gotten into?
So I have a week to train. I've asked my Kung Fu sihing to help me refresh my guandao. That's coming up in an hour. Then I e tapped my ol' iaido classmate for a refresher in battojitsu (cutting). I haven't cut in over a decade. That's after lunch. I'll be training all day. While you all are enjoying the Last Captain, I'll probably be sore. Actually no. I must help Tara prep for India.
March came in like a lion. It goes out like a 3-headed sharktopus.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse