Yetis vs. Unicorns?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

SEQUOIA!!!!!!

Just, you know, a boneless sequoia.

[cranefly]

Politics aside, pretty cute....

[Drunk Monk]

If ever there was a metaphor for Ivor, this is it.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I feel used.

[Drunk Monk]

I feel used.

Used & abused for the amusement of youths.

[King Bob]

We already had Don't Spill the Beans, Don't Tip the Waiter and Don't Break the Ice. We didn't need this. And in Don't Break the Ice you get to use a hammer!

[Drunk Monk]

But it’s yetis

And spaghetti.

Haven’t you had pasta with Ivor? If not, you are missing out (on what, I don’t know, but you surely missed out)

[Drunk Monk]

[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.952941)]Gatlinburg To Host the First-Ever Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference

Calling all Sasquatch seekers!
By [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.952941)]Perri Ormont Blumberg[/color]
[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.65098)]July 3, 2019[/color][/color]

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Sure, you may not have met Bigfoot on your last hike [url=https://www.southernliving.com/culture/over-yonder-meaning]over yonder, but that doesn't mean you don't believe in the elusive giant.
On July 27th, "America's most experienced Bigfoot researchers," will gather in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, for the first-ever Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference, according to the website. The all-day event will take place at the Gatlinburg Convention Center with $25 getting you a general admission ticket (VIP/ reserved seating has already sold out). You can also opt to pay $50 for a VIP dinner, which may include a special guided hike in the Smoky Mountains. Sponsorship opportunities are available for those "who sell Bigfoot and/or outdoor products."

Guest speakers will include Cliff Barackman, Bigfoot Field Researcher and co-host of Animal Planet’s Finding Bigfoot, Matt Pruitt, founder and director of the Sasquatch Contact Initiative, and other experts.
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[Greg]

Is that why the Yeti is currently on vacation?

[Drunk Monk]

The Yeti is moping because Brie & Sam made Unicorn Store. 

Who would even want to go to a Yeti store? Definitely not a hottie like Birdie or a bad ass like Sam.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Never a “Yeti Shoppe”. Alway freakin’ *Unicorns*. Unicorns are assholes!

[Greg]

What would they sell in a Yeti store besides furminators and really big Birkenstocks?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Large combs. Flea powder. Really large sunglasses. Yak-butter tea. A whole range of yak-related products. Cave furnishings.

We’re a huge untapped market!

[Drunk Monk]

Youse guys gotta watch Unicorn Store cuz u dunno. U talkin out yer unicorn assholes.

Combs. Yetis use combs like rasta wookiees

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

My pelt is groomed and glossy, thank you very much.