Wu-Tang Clan

[Greg]

Yeah. Building fences and pouring concrete is very relaxing

[Drunk Monk]

That’s your choice. You could just feed kitties and watch sunsets.

Random moment from last night : a dude runs up to table service and desperately says ‘what do I do about a brain freeze?’ Dm quips ‘hold your genitals and jump up and down until it stops’. He does it. It works (because brain freezes stop soon enough). He’s like ‘wow! Thanks!’ Dm’s table service partner says ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ Dm sez ‘Just made it up.’ Dm’s partner nearly passes out from laughing so hard.

[Greg]

Should the Devil be in charge of table service?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

That’s your choice. You could just feed kitties and watch sunsets.

Random moment from last night : a dude runs up to table service and desperately says ‘what do I do about a brain freeze?’ Dm quips ‘hold your genitals and jump up and down until it stops’. He does it. It works (because brain freezes stop soon enough). He’s like ‘wow! Thanks!’ Dm’s table service partner says ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ Dm sez ‘Just made it up.’ Dm’s partner nearly passes out from laughing so hard.

Heh.

[Drunk Monk]

Should the Devil be in charge of table service?

Well, if not, then DM will have to retire from RM... 
And given the fate of many of his RM accomplices, that's always a potential...

Random moment from last night : a dude runs up to table service and desperately says ‘what do I do about a brain freeze?’ Dm quips ‘hold your genitals and jump up and down until it stops’. He does it. It works (because brain freezes stop soon enough). He’s like ‘wow! Thanks!’ Dm’s table service partner says ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ Dm sez ‘Just made it up.’ Dm’s partner nearly passes out from laughing so hard.

Heh.

You're gonna poach this, right?  Because it always works.   

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Should the Devil be in charge of table service?

Well, if not, then DM will have to retire from RM... 
And given the fate of many of his RM accomplices, that's always a potential...

Random moment from last night : a dude runs up to table service and desperately says ‘what do I do about a brain freeze?’ Dm quips ‘hold your genitals and jump up and down until it stops’. He does it. It works (because brain freezes stop soon enough). He’s like ‘wow! Thanks!’ Dm’s table service partner says ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ Dm sez ‘Just made it up.’ Dm’s partner nearly passes out from laughing so hard.

Heh.

You're gonna poach this, right?  Because it always works.   

Yup.

[Drunk Monk]

I’m kinda bummed that I didn’t make note of the nooB vol that recognized Daniel. I don’t even remember her face now. On the flip side, I showed some of the women at Tiger Claw and they just gushed. One gal is from Hong Kong and she just swoons and fangirls whenever I mention him.

It’s all about DM’s celeb cred staying sharp.

[Drunk Monk]

Wu-Tang rolled through last Friday. It was Oracle, and RM did NOT have offer the gig (we don't work every show there anymore).  I was thinking of reaching out to RZA.  I don't know why.  He always blows me off now.  I reached out to Daniel Wu and he said RZA always blows him off too, so he probably wasn't going to go.  I kinda lost momentum.  Plus I'm a little paranoid about going to big gatherings right now, not because of coronavirus, but because of this nasty flu going around.  I could work KISS in two weeks.  At Oracle.  It's a Friday and I could go after work.  But nah.  Don't want to be in a big crowd right now, no more than I need to, seen?

[cranefly]

I'm thinking that very soon, possibly within a couple weeks, staying clear of crowds because of the coronavirus will be an excellent idea.

Then again, I'm no epidemiologist.  What do I know?

[Greg]

Didn't really have any plans to leave the house for the next couple of months. Then again, I might not go see the Wu-Tang Clan (especially without ODB) if they were playing in the workshop.

[Drunk Monk]

I'm thinking that very soon, possibly within a couple weeks, staying clear of crowds because of the coronavirus will be an excellent idea.

yea.  as long as i have snax.  

Didn't really have any plans to leave the house for the next couple of months. Then again, I might not go see the Wu-Tang Clan (especially without ODB) if they were playing in the workshop.

what about kiss?

[Greg]

Not on a first date.

[Drunk Monk]

[King Bob]

U.S. Government selling Wu-Tang Clan album

[Drunk Monk]

I just read that on my newsfeed. Such a trippy story that has been. Brilliant because it achieve the art status to which it aspires with the soap opera around it. Glad to see it continue to deliver.