01-11-2006, 07:54 PM
I suggest placing someone well-hung over your desk, so you can practice your high kicks.
Interesting about the mouse. Back in the days of yore, Genghis Khan reputedly would hold siege to an enemy city, then tell them that he would depart if they handed over all their pets (birds, cats(?), so on). Once he had the pets, Genghis (what a sense of humor!) would tie flammable stuff to their tails, light them up, and release them. And these pets knew every path through the city walls, and of course they would return to their homes. The result: A whole city in flames.
This was first reported in the Genghis Stone Tablet Times (which preceded Gore's WWW by a bit). But rumor has it that it's true. Really, I don't make this kind of stuff up.
--cranefly
Interesting about the mouse. Back in the days of yore, Genghis Khan reputedly would hold siege to an enemy city, then tell them that he would depart if they handed over all their pets (birds, cats(?), so on). Once he had the pets, Genghis (what a sense of humor!) would tie flammable stuff to their tails, light them up, and release them. And these pets knew every path through the city walls, and of course they would return to their homes. The result: A whole city in flames.
This was first reported in the Genghis Stone Tablet Times (which preceded Gore's WWW by a bit). But rumor has it that it's true. Really, I don't make this kind of stuff up.
--cranefly