Hotel for Dogs

[Drunk Monk]

So, I get contacted by the ex-g/f of a martial bro (she's a former raiderette) and she's like 'we split but are still friends' and she's got this biz making clothes for dogs and wants to use the studio, and I'm all 'fine, cool' and it turns out her company is named after her pom, and I'm like 'wow, i gotta pom!' and she's all 'our poms could be friends! can your pom model my clothes' and I'm all 'fine, cool, whatever' and then there's a pom scene in HfD with Dr. Dolittle's kid, and then on Suite Life later, there's Sharpay with London's pom and I'm like 'too many poms for such a short period' and Jingles looks at me like 'don't even go there, pom daddy, don't even' so I won't.

HfD is exactly what you expect. Don Cheadle slumming. Nice Wizards of Waverly/Disney nod, but way too fast for most. Mark my words - Emma Watson is the new engenue - the next Anne Hathaway. The director is smart enough to focus on her for most of the flick. Other than that, there's nothing redeeming. Yup, this film goes to the dogs.

The pom daddy has spoken. Now back to brush the pom more...