Mexico

[thatguy]

My plan was to get some tan on my legs to cover the bite scars from last year. That kinda worked but I got more scars. So many bite scar blotches. I keep checking to make sure they don't spell something. Actually, they kinda look like petroglyphs.

uh oh

That sounds like some horror flick where a tourist goes to see petroglyphs and gets bit up by forest bugs in patterns that open a portal for possession from an Olmec primordial demon. 

But that just happens in movies, right? 

Right?!

While you see them as bites, the bugs are just trying to communicate with you in the only way they know how.

--The Other Guy