Mexico

[Drunk Monk]

My plan was to get some tan on my legs to cover the bite scars from last year. That kinda worked but I got more scars. So many bite scar blotches. I keep checking to make sure they don't spell something. Actually, they kinda look like petroglyphs.

uh oh

That sounds like some horror flick where a tourist goes to see petroglyphs and gets bit up by forest bugs in patterns that open a portal for possession from an Olmec primordial demon. 

But that just happens in movies, right? 

Right?!