12-16-2024, 12:04 AM
One more for the road.
Stacy was supposed to see Jennifer tonight. Yes that Jennifer. She’s a frequent client of Stacy’s. But Jennifer had to cancel at the last minute. She was rear ended and went to the ER with what was diagnosed as whiplash.
Her text to me “I got rear ended— whiplash. I used to think that was a fake thing, but now I know it’s real”
That’s 4 car crashes near me for this cycle.
Merc goes out of retro tomorrow. I’m looking forward to no more car crashes, computer crashes, tsunamis, tornados, dogs with explosive diarrhea, and especially no more heart attacks.
Only 3 mercnret periods in 2025
Stacy was supposed to see Jennifer tonight. Yes that Jennifer. She’s a frequent client of Stacy’s. But Jennifer had to cancel at the last minute. She was rear ended and went to the ER with what was diagnosed as whiplash.
Her text to me “I got rear ended— whiplash. I used to think that was a fake thing, but now I know it’s real”
That’s 4 car crashes near me for this cycle.
Merc goes out of retro tomorrow. I’m looking forward to no more car crashes, computer crashes, tsunamis, tornados, dogs with explosive diarrhea, and especially no more heart attacks.
Only 3 mercnret periods in 2025
- March 14 to April 6
- July 17 to August 10
- November 9 to 29
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