The Shaolin Zone

[Drunk Monk]

I’m in Meta with the monks. We had lunch in the cafeteria which was ok. The Abbot went off for a private meeting and I’m with the rest of the monks killing time. The took us to the arcade and now we’re in the gift shop.

All the monks have cool new backpacks of various designs. Everything is happening in mandarin and I’m just following along like an idiot.

They’ve found a ping pong table outside now

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One of the monks is kicking everyone’s ass in ping pong

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Now we’ve stopped for ice cream

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Shaolin Temple Visit Meta Itinerary Plan
Status: v3.0 (Final) | Authors: Wenlin Mao, Huan Feng | Document Category: Notifications
timeline:
● November 2 (Thursday)
    time
journey
12:00-1:00 noon
Dining in Meta Company Cafeteria (@Epic Restaurant)
1:15-1:45pm
AR/VR product display
● Quest 3
● Meta Smart Glass
1:45pm - 2:00pm
Meet and chat with Meta VP Amir Frenkel
2:00pm - 3:00pm
Visit Meta offices
3:00-4:00 pm
formal performance
  3:00-3:05
welcome speech
3:05-3:35
Shaolin martial arts performance (no fighting or physical contact between actors)
3:35-3:50
Shaolin Temple Abbot Speech
3:50-4:00
Audience Q&A session
              details:
Number of guests: 25
Estimated audience size: 100 - 150 Full-time volunteers: 5 - 10 Live broadcast availability: Live broadcast via mobile phone Location: MPK 11
Meeting room name: Move Fast Be Open
Audience Q&A questions:
How does the Shaolin Temple integrate technological advancement into its ancient traditional culture? In the digital age, how does the Shaolin Temple view its role in the spread of global Buddhism? Does the Shaolin Temple have any plans to use the most advanced AI technology to promote Shaolin culture?
  To-do items:
Final number of people confirmed. Visitors need to bring their passport or other identification.
Is there an English translator who will accompany you throughout the trip? Meta volunteers can help translate, but they cannot support professional vocabulary.
Does transportation require Meta to book a car through a third party? There is no quality or time guarantee for third-party car booking services, and there may be delays.
Whether to sign the Site Access Agreement and confirm the visitor’s insurance
Performance details
There should be no fighting or physical contact between actors

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There is so much free food at meta. It’s like a monster food court in the center and everything is free. Why arent meta employees all obese?

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Now in a meeting hall. The monks thought the stage was too small and fragile so we all moved the first few rows of chairs to the back.

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The long robes are coming off. The Shaolin sashes are getting cinched down. Warming up for Kung Fu time…