Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[Drunk Monk]

I just saw that Simu is in Barbie - maybe you should have gone to that one.

I'll get there. I was sorely tempted to get to that screener, but my Kung Fu angle was terribly tone deaf. I considered leading with this ol' joke...
Q: Why are Barbie's tits blue?
A: Because GI Joe has Kung Fu grip.

Yeah, I know, good thing I was too busy to get there. I do want to see it, not so much for Simu but for Margot. 

Meanwhile, back to another screener that I've been invited to but won't attend:

METALOCALYPSE: Army of the Doomstar