DEVO

[Drunk Monk]

One of my disciple brothers gave me a nice shaolin whip. it's well made, not the tourist crap, with a nicely-turned hardwood handle, tapering braided black leather, a cracking tip made of braided nylon, and a red horsehair tassel. It's about 5 feet long and would be really easy to crack if it wasn't for my messed up elbow and shoulder. Gotta work on my left-handed whipping skillz.

Crack that whip.
Give the past the slip.
Step on a crack.
Break your momma's back.

For the longest time, I thought the 2nd line was "give some ass a slap".