Bee and PuppyCat

[Drunk Monk]

E11 So much for coherence. PuppyCat steals Bee’s diary for his own and starts eating floor salad which makes his body mutate into like a worm, then tentacles, then wings, then bloating into a giant… there were more. He returns to normal if he is burped. Bee consults her friend Cas who spills a drink on her laptop and is then attacked by pregnant Toast, who always wear boxing gloves and is looking to fight. Toast ties Cas to a chair and tosses her into a garbage truck which dumps her on a garbage trough and heads out to sea. Meanwhile Bee & PuppyCaf are sent on a mission to clean up foliage on the nursery planet along with other operatives where they meet a telepathic snail who refuses to pay them, but Bee does it anyway. The snail reads the mind of another operative and reveals that he only thinks about taxes and pooping. He confesses he has to go and runs off. PuppyCat eats curled noodle poop and bloats to humungous proportions, too big to get through the gateway so they are stuck on the planet. Meanwhile Cas breaks free with the help of a seagull. She smothers her gag in trash food which the bird eats, cutting her gag tape. She builds a trash raft and is bummed that her first kiss is the bird. The bird sits on her head as she rows back to the island. Bee finishes the weeding and PuppyCat burps returning to normal size so they can go home but they don’t get paid. Cas meets them there and is bummed that her first kiss was with a bird, but Bee says it doesn’t count because birds don’t have lips. Cas is relieved and leaves with the bird still on her head until Sticky the dog snatched it and puts it in his bird prison. But Cardamom tells Sticky ‘no’ and releases all the birds.

I wrote this out to see if it made more sense written. Not really. There’s a lot of details that I’m skipping over like the mysterious black hands that sprout after the first weeding.