Wednesday (2022)

[Drunk Monk]

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - taking Thing out of the box was the biggest mistake the franchise ever made.

See now, the thing with Thing in the box is that it remained a mystery what thing actually was. Now Thing is just a disembodied hand, but while still in the box, Thing could be all sorts of things. I imagined someThing more Lovecraftian, like a non-euclidean creature with innumerable tentacles ending in hands that lived within the walls and crawlspaces of the Addams Family manor.