The Colbert Questionert

[cranefly]

[*]Best sandwich?
        banh mi
[*]What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
        house
[*]What is the scariest animal?
        Homo sapiens sapiens
[*]Apples or oranges?
        apples
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
        Nancy Kress, prompted by LCF after I won one of her novels at a workshop, little realizing she'd already autographed it (it now bears two signatures).
What do you think happens when we die?
        You become one with what you were before you were born.
[*]Favorite action movie?
        The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (the glare fight is priceless)
[*]Favorite smell?
        Matsutake
[*]Least favorite smell?
        Lack thereof???
[*]Exercise: worth it?
        Yes.
[*]Flat or sparkling?
        Sparkling.
[*]Most used app on your phone?
        Mute button for incoming calls (I'm calling that an app).
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
        It's a Small World After All (to appease my masochistic side)
[*]What number am I thinking of?
        0
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
        I need another medical procedure?