07-30-2007, 02:36 PM
Remember that scene in 'Trainspotting' where the guy dives into the toilet? This movie is what he was swimming in.
Let's see:
8 beautiful 20-somethings piloting a massive spaceship? CHECK! (Ok Michele Yeoh is 44 but she looks 28).
Asian woman tending space garden? CHECK!
Testosterone impaired white guys beating the crap out of each other for no reason, then apologizing? CHECK!
Mysterious derelict spacecraft with now-they-work, now-they-don't lighting system? CHECK!
Sure - it has all the makings of a Star Trek episode, except for decent acting and comprehensible plot. Beautiful CGI can't save this confusing, artsy, badly edited piece of crap.
Actually I want you guys to see it so you can explain it to me.
Let's see:
8 beautiful 20-somethings piloting a massive spaceship? CHECK! (Ok Michele Yeoh is 44 but she looks 28).
Asian woman tending space garden? CHECK!
Testosterone impaired white guys beating the crap out of each other for no reason, then apologizing? CHECK!
Mysterious derelict spacecraft with now-they-work, now-they-don't lighting system? CHECK!
Sure - it has all the makings of a Star Trek episode, except for decent acting and comprehensible plot. Beautiful CGI can't save this confusing, artsy, badly edited piece of crap.
Actually I want you guys to see it so you can explain it to me.
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