Mortal Kombat

[Drunk Monk]

You would think I would know after umpteen years that movies based on video games aren't going to be very good. 

Yeah, you'd think. If you went in expecting more, you deserve to be miserable. There was no more. There was no less either. Surely the 'Flawless Victory' got a little DOOM chuckle out of you? That's all I asked of this, that and some sword fights. 

For me, the bottom line here was I made some cash, got to talk to my hero Joe and reconnect with Lewis, and got a nice schwag box. 

Now I'm trying to recall any videogame movies that rose to Greg's cinematic expectations. Tomb Raider maybe? Did you see Double World?

This delivers exactly what it promises.  

And this film is a whole lotta dumb in the sense that it's a videogame, one of the first and foremost fight games. 

Told ya.

This is the kind of film that amuses DM and the Yeti but offends Greg for its dumbosity. Too bad Greg. You weak pathetic fool. 

I am a prophet. Now if I could only sort out lotto numbers...