Who is this guy?

[Drunk Monk]

King Belloc tried to usurp the kingdom of King Bob by leading an unsuccessful raid on the castle. King Bob froze King Belloc's invading troops with the power of his "police stare" combined with his non-Euclidean snake dancing which caused them to either flee or join forces. 

Now all King Belloc can do is sell shoes. But beware King Bob. Once King Belloc sells enough of them to pay off his student loans, he's coming for revenge.