01-11-2007, 08:05 PM
I better give plenty of warning on this one. There's a bad pun coming, and it's a doozer. It may cripple your brain for the foreseeable future.
I've been in apology land of late. First there was the whole issue of Steve McQueen. Again, Steve, I apologize for killing you for no good reason.
Now this. I need to apologize to Blu-Ray. I didn't intentionally put you out of business. It just sort of happened.
As an interesting aside regarding the porn industry, I'm certain you're aware of all the look-a-likes and look-a-names running rampant (and buck naked) through the industry. You know, names very close to Brittney Spears and Christie Aguilera and Madeline Albright. Well, there's a Bruce Lee lookalike in the industry. I forget the exact name he goes by. Bruce Pee or Juice Me or Loose Lee or whatever. Anyway, it's the looks that got him in, because when it comes to matter of endowment, he's just not. In fact, he's remarkably small.
But leave it to the porn industry to use it to their advantage. They advertise him as Master of the One Inch Lunch.
I'm going to go hide now.
--cranefly
I've been in apology land of late. First there was the whole issue of Steve McQueen. Again, Steve, I apologize for killing you for no good reason.
Now this. I need to apologize to Blu-Ray. I didn't intentionally put you out of business. It just sort of happened.
As an interesting aside regarding the porn industry, I'm certain you're aware of all the look-a-likes and look-a-names running rampant (and buck naked) through the industry. You know, names very close to Brittney Spears and Christie Aguilera and Madeline Albright. Well, there's a Bruce Lee lookalike in the industry. I forget the exact name he goes by. Bruce Pee or Juice Me or Loose Lee or whatever. Anyway, it's the looks that got him in, because when it comes to matter of endowment, he's just not. In fact, he's remarkably small.
But leave it to the porn industry to use it to their advantage. They advertise him as Master of the One Inch Lunch.
I'm going to go hide now.
--cranefly