4:20

[Drunk Monk]

Our old neighbor just handed us the key to her old car. Pink slip is coming in the mail. It's a black 2003 Jetta, stick shift, beat to hell, but it still runs okay. The back window is jammed half open which sucks. I just tried to jimmy it back but no luck. It's got one of those switchblade keys, just one, and the RC key doesn't work so it's like an old skool key. Kinda funky but you don't look a gift jetta in the mouth, right? It'll be fine for driving around town.