Knives Out

[Drunk Monk]

Fair.  But I've far more giving in my reviews, mostly because I review them professionally and with a niche audience.  It's not like I review for a major outlet so I've got to be cautious not to offend the promoters too much, lest they blackball me from the screeners.  Also, on the whole, I've got to promote my industry and there are a lot of bad films in my genre.  In fact, they're mostly bad.  

Now you might ask 'But here on DOOM, it's just us. Why don't you pan the films honestly?'  Well, that's mostly to get Greg into watching them.  

Seriously tho - we'd have made a great Siskel & Ebert.