11-27-2006, 03:13 PM
So Lady Cranefly tied me to a chair (the ear bondage was pretty elaborate -- not to get you all excited), then made me drink a case of beer. After that-- Well, you can all guess what came next.
That's right. She put the little pirate (thanks, Legbone!) in a tray between my legs. Then she just stood there, arms crossed, leering.
I want you all to know I put up a tremendous fight. I gave it my best doom effort. But finally, after an excrutiating ordeal lasting 11 seconds, I geysered.
The next thing I knew, I was on my back staring up at a 50-foot pirate.
Okay. So I failed the test. I think that's unequivocal. But here's the question.
What was the test?
I mean, what got proven? That I'm a pirate? I'm not a pirate? That I'm a ninja? Not a ninja?
Or that I'm just some damned fool chattering away on a forum....?
--cranefly
That's right. She put the little pirate (thanks, Legbone!) in a tray between my legs. Then she just stood there, arms crossed, leering.
I want you all to know I put up a tremendous fight. I gave it my best doom effort. But finally, after an excrutiating ordeal lasting 11 seconds, I geysered.
The next thing I knew, I was on my back staring up at a 50-foot pirate.
Okay. So I failed the test. I think that's unequivocal. But here's the question.
What was the test?
I mean, what got proven? That I'm a pirate? I'm not a pirate? That I'm a ninja? Not a ninja?
Or that I'm just some damned fool chattering away on a forum....?
--cranefly