11-17-2006, 10:25 PM
It's PG, for god's sake!
I mean, I've seen some previews. I like the new Bond. I think he could kick a martial artist in the ben wahs and maybe get away with it.
He has a nice menacing look that cleans the Roger Moore aftertaste from the palate.
Okay, I misspelled palate. But you get my point, even if you don't agree.
But PG? Again I say for god's sake. It's an insult to Fleming and Bond. It giggles at a vehicle that should (and used to) dare.
Now I suppose you'll all tell me the Bond films have always been PG. But I recall flashes of nudity. Ursula Andress. Emma Peele. Okay, not Emma, but Ursula. Or maybe that's just what I wanted. Am I remembering my past all wrong?
I hate you, James Bond! You're screwing with my mind! I'll never watch another Bond movie in my life!
Unless I change my mind tomorrow...
Were there at least lemons?
--cranefly
I mean, I've seen some previews. I like the new Bond. I think he could kick a martial artist in the ben wahs and maybe get away with it.
He has a nice menacing look that cleans the Roger Moore aftertaste from the palate.
Okay, I misspelled palate. But you get my point, even if you don't agree.
But PG? Again I say for god's sake. It's an insult to Fleming and Bond. It giggles at a vehicle that should (and used to) dare.
Now I suppose you'll all tell me the Bond films have always been PG. But I recall flashes of nudity. Ursula Andress. Emma Peele. Okay, not Emma, but Ursula. Or maybe that's just what I wanted. Am I remembering my past all wrong?
I hate you, James Bond! You're screwing with my mind! I'll never watch another Bond movie in my life!
Unless I change my mind tomorrow...
Were there at least lemons?
--cranefly
