Wu-Tang Clan

[Drunk Monk]

Should the Devil be in charge of table service?

Well, if not, then DM will have to retire from RM... 
And given the fate of many of his RM accomplices, that's always a potential...

Random moment from last night : a dude runs up to table service and desperately says ‘what do I do about a brain freeze?’ Dm quips ‘hold your genitals and jump up and down until it stops’. He does it. It works (because brain freezes stop soon enough). He’s like ‘wow! Thanks!’ Dm’s table service partner says ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ Dm sez ‘Just made it up.’ Dm’s partner nearly passes out from laughing so hard.

Heh.

You're gonna poach this, right?  Because it always works.