Man at Arms: Art of War

[Drunk Monk]

Suckers.

A *real* friend would burn it to a disk and drive it up personally for DM’s viewing enjoyment. While wearing knickers.

That would be more than just a friend.  Knickers takes it to the next level.

Willa is this shy little thing, skinny, with oversized glasses, wearing a gray floor-length dress.  She barely ever looks up from the floor at me.  

If you'll recall, I used to work at Sunnyvale Public Library.  All those librarian types, don't let them fool ya.  They're freaks at parties.  Eating goat head tacos.  Rocking out to Ladysmith Black Mambazo.  Wearing birkenstocks. Okay, that's actually all I got.  They aren't really freaks.  They're sweet literate polite kinda-quirky people.  The goat head tacos was the only thing that was a tad extreme.