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03-23-2017, 05:01 PM (This post was last modified: 03-23-2017, 05:04 PM by Drunk Monk.)

I totally missed on two sword thrusts. Ballistic dummies are made for bullets, not swords. I was angulating to get around some armor and get into the blood pack and got too close to the breast plate. TWICE! Thankfully the sword was well made and I didn't mack up the point. Hopefully they can edit it to tightening it up.

And of all days...Thursday.

Flying five finger one armed eight pole Shaolin exploding death touch Thursday.

So bummed. Here I was working my Kung Fu and battojitsu and I should been refreshing my fencing. Blush

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EL REY - by Drunk Monk - 02-28-2017, 01:17 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 02-28-2017, 10:43 PM

No need to tell... - by cranefly - 03-01-2017, 10:29 AM

not quite - by Drunk Monk - 03-01-2017, 01:25 PM

I might be the sidekick - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2017, 10:40 PM

update - by Drunk Monk - 03-07-2017, 01:14 PM

Danger! Danger! Will Robinson! - by cranefly - 03-07-2017, 01:30 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-07-2017, 02:07 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-07-2017, 09:40 PM

the suspense - by cranefly - 03-09-2017, 10:44 AM

Hollywood - by Drunk Monk - 03-09-2017, 12:51 PM

Advice from Nowhere - by cranefly - 03-09-2017, 01:10 PM

Used and abused - by Drunk Monk - 03-09-2017, 10:43 PM

RE: EL REY - by cranefly - 03-09-2017, 11:57 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-11-2017, 01:20 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-11-2017, 06:39 AM

And the amoral of this story is.... - by Drunk Monk - 03-11-2017, 09:32 AM

WTF? A week to train? - by cranefly - 03-11-2017, 10:43 AM

It's not so bad.... - by Drunk Monk - 03-11-2017, 01:33 PM

Making the cut - by Drunk Monk - 03-12-2017, 07:54 PM

Journey to the South - by cranefly - 03-17-2017, 09:39 AM

The reveal... - by Drunk Monk - 03-17-2017, 03:01 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-17-2017, 03:35 PM

Arming up for man at arms - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 08:52 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-18-2017, 10:07 AM

Horoscope reading - by cranefly - 03-18-2017, 10:53 AM

Thanks I think - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 01:12 PM

Getting in the zone - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 03:22 PM

Research offer - by cranefly - 03-18-2017, 09:08 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-18-2017, 09:36 PM

Thanks brothers - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 11:19 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-19-2017, 07:53 AM

Good advice. Wouldn't want to be grabbed. - by Drunk Monk - 03-19-2017, 12:56 PM

Wow, harder to pin down than I thought - by cranefly - 03-19-2017, 01:24 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-19-2017, 02:25 PM

Wind fire wheels - by cranefly - 03-19-2017, 03:16 PM

Your Kung Fu... is very good - by Drunk Monk - 03-19-2017, 04:47 PM

Lu Bu wields ji - by cranefly - 03-19-2017, 08:47 PM

Lu Bu - by Drunk Monk - 03-19-2017, 09:00 PM

One more - by cranefly - 03-20-2017, 01:10 AM

Cranefly - I think that's 5 element ninja retitled. - by Drunk Monk - 03-20-2017, 11:58 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-20-2017, 03:03 PM

Gambling? - by Drunk Monk - 03-20-2017, 04:33 PM

Day one done - by Drunk Monk - 03-20-2017, 09:38 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-20-2017, 11:23 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-21-2017, 07:06 AM

Armpit amenities - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2017, 02:06 PM

I'm so tired - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2017, 10:34 PM

Damn - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2017, 11:39 PM

Chill day - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2017, 04:29 PM

Ahhh, prophecy... - by cranefly - 03-22-2017, 11:32 PM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 03-23-2017, 12:11 AM

This old house? - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 05:41 AM

Ew - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 08:39 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-23-2017, 09:56 AM

Maybe you did... - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 11:18 AM

Fuck - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 05:01 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-23-2017, 11:04 PM

Crap. More drunk chicks. - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 11:13 PM

Just one more test.... - by Drunk Monk - 03-24-2017, 02:28 PM

Stay sharp - by Drunk Monk - 03-24-2017, 07:21 PM

Weekend epilogue - by Drunk Monk - 03-25-2017, 06:00 PM

My friend Sal! - by Greg - 03-26-2017, 10:02 AM

Tell ya about Sal later... - by Drunk Monk - 03-28-2017, 07:57 PM

Sal story coming soon - by Drunk Monk - 03-28-2017, 10:34 PM

wha happened? - by Drunk Monk - 03-31-2017, 12:22 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-31-2017, 04:57 PM

interview... - by Drunk Monk - 04-11-2017, 03:34 PM

You better not have made this all up! - by cranefly - 03-31-2017, 07:53 PM

I still have the hair tie. It must've happened. - by Drunk Monk - 04-01-2017, 02:47 PM

Sunday - by Drunk Monk - 04-02-2017, 06:42 PM

Maybe it wasn't a dream... - by Drunk Monk - 04-03-2017, 05:14 PM

Not to sink your boat, but... - by cranefly - 04-03-2017, 08:42 PM

Way to harsh my buzz - by Drunk Monk - 04-03-2017, 09:20 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-04-2017, 08:20 AM

Good to know - by Drunk Monk - 04-04-2017, 08:26 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-04-2017, 09:25 PM

lat night... - by Drunk Monk - 04-05-2017, 10:52 AM

Sneak peek - by Drunk Monk - 04-06-2017, 02:07 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 04-06-2017, 02:35 PM

We all need EL REY - by cranefly - 04-06-2017, 03:25 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-07-2017, 08:33 AM

I RIDE WITH...oh you know... - by Drunk Monk - 04-07-2017, 11:12 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-08-2017, 12:21 AM

Slung - by Drunk Monk - 04-08-2017, 03:50 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-09-2017, 09:15 PM

RE: EL REY - by El Dingo - 04-12-2017, 06:27 PM

Thanks for the offer - by Drunk Monk - 04-12-2017, 07:34 PM

too soon - by Drunk Monk - 04-13-2017, 02:14 PM

Not - by Drunk Monk - 04-13-2017, 05:49 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 04-14-2017, 06:14 AM

teats! - by Drunk Monk - 04-19-2017, 09:01 AM

Feh - by Greg - 04-19-2017, 09:14 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-19-2017, 11:56 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 04-20-2017, 05:37 AM

Ich spreche kein deutsch - by Drunk Monk - 04-24-2017, 07:38 AM

Glass teat - by Greg - 04-24-2017, 08:20 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-25-2017, 09:55 PM

merc-in-retro - by Drunk Monk - 04-26-2017, 02:38 PM

I'm on TV! - by Drunk Monk - 05-01-2017, 11:37 PM

Only caught a bit of it - by Drunk Monk - 05-02-2017, 10:28 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 05-02-2017, 10:35 AM

Ikr? - by Drunk Monk - 05-02-2017, 11:27 AM

It's okay, Tingle Palms - by Greg - 05-02-2017, 02:12 PM

vids - by Drunk Monk - 05-08-2017, 11:30 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 05-08-2017, 11:45 AM

You are just asking for it, brother. - by Drunk Monk - 05-08-2017, 02:56 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 05-08-2017, 03:27 PM

Kiltro last night - by cranefly - 05-08-2017, 04:49 PM

Zaror - by Drunk Monk - 05-08-2017, 06:42 PM

So many promo ads - by Drunk Monk - 05-14-2017, 10:43 PM

Nickel & dime & a fiver. - by Drunk Monk - 05-15-2017, 05:38 PM

Doubly seeing red - by cranefly - 05-15-2017, 06:31 PM

Meanwhile - by Drunk Monk - 05-21-2017, 02:37 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 05-21-2017, 10:57 AM

I know, right? - by Drunk Monk - 05-21-2017, 05:35 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 05-21-2017, 11:06 PM

What's next for DM - by cranefly - 05-23-2017, 03:57 PM

Damnnnnnnn - by Drunk Monk - 05-23-2017, 09:11 PM

T - 3 days - by Drunk Monk - 06-05-2017, 11:18 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-05-2017, 11:28 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 06-06-2017, 05:37 AM

I want to create a Chamber. Oh and what would that be? - by Drunk Monk - 06-06-2017, 02:28 PM

Cut? - by Drunk Monk - 06-06-2017, 05:13 PM

Finally mounted up, but had to use a step-stool due to bad hips - by cranefly - 06-07-2017, 09:24 AM

Tomorrow - by Drunk Monk - 06-07-2017, 10:55 AM

So ready - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 03:50 PM

So far... - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 05:26 PM

RE: So far... - by lady_cranefly - 06-08-2017, 08:41 PM

Looking good - by cranefly - 06-08-2017, 06:17 PM

I know, right? - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 07:10 PM

Wind and Fire Wheels of death - by cranefly - 06-08-2017, 07:55 PM

Tomorrow - by Drunk Monk - 06-14-2017, 10:28 PM

My voice - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 09:06 PM

RAAAASSSSPPPY! - by Greg - 06-09-2017, 06:28 AM

RE: EL REY - by Drunk Monk - 06-10-2017, 12:38 AM

Wonder Woman without a whip - by cranefly - 06-15-2017, 12:10 AM

Skipping 2 and 3 - by Greg - 06-16-2017, 02:40 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-16-2017, 11:09 PM

Saw Ep 2 - by cranefly - 06-16-2017, 11:17 PM

Killing me smalls! - by Drunk Monk - 06-29-2017, 09:43 PM

RE: Killing me smalls! - by lady_cranefly - 06-29-2017, 11:28 PM

Chris - by Drunk Monk - 06-30-2017, 08:29 AM

Slung - by Drunk Monk - 06-30-2017, 09:50 AM

the ballista - by cranefly - 06-30-2017, 09:56 AM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 06-30-2017, 10:33 AM

Point taken - by Drunk Monk - 06-30-2017, 11:26 AM

Prudent - by Drunk Monk - 07-01-2017, 07:27 AM

Happy 4th! - by Drunk Monk - 07-04-2017, 02:05 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 07-06-2017, 06:51 PM

U haven't been boned, until you've been legboned - by Drunk Monk - 07-06-2017, 07:10 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 07-07-2017, 04:37 AM

a euphemism - by Drunk Monk - 07-07-2017, 07:59 AM

penultimate episode - by Drunk Monk - 07-18-2017, 11:36 AM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 07-21-2017, 11:16 AM

You gave Marko the perfect set-up, but he didn't bite - by cranefly - 07-21-2017, 11:52 AM

legends - by Drunk Monk - 07-21-2017, 12:42 PM

Belatedly saw final episode - by cranefly - 07-30-2017, 10:59 PM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 07-30-2017, 11:16 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 07-31-2017, 09:52 AM

finale - by Drunk Monk - 07-31-2017, 02:35 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-01-2017, 12:29 AM

Finally the finale - by Drunk Monk - 08-01-2017, 10:49 PM

That must have been a lot of blowing - by Greg - 08-07-2017, 08:29 AM

Word on the streets... - by Drunk Monk - 08-19-2017, 05:02 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-19-2017, 09:22 PM

Trejo touch! - by Drunk Monk - 08-20-2017, 09:13 AM

More time in exciting Commerce! - by Greg - 08-20-2017, 09:34 AM

flippin' out - by cranefly - 08-20-2017, 10:09 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-20-2017, 12:14 PM

Mustache rides? - by Drunk Monk - 08-20-2017, 01:26 PM

Weapons I'd feel honored to be killed by - by cranefly - 10-07-2017, 05:53 PM

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