12-31-2016, 11:40 AM
Quote:DM says: The real question here is this: who will be the first DOOM bro to go?
Well, I was going to shout, "Not me! Because I do Tai Chi!" But DM shut me up mighty fast with that bit about his mom's friend.
I think we need to ask Yeti the question.
Let me explain why. While watching Sword of Doom the other day, I started getting these strange vibes -- that the merciless swordsman Ryunosuke and Yeti are one and the same. No, there's very little physical resemblance. But there's something about the eyes -- a soft moist sensitivity -- and the overall disposition -- a quiet brooding watchfulness -- that triggered in me that feeling. And then there's this point later in the movie where Ryunosuke is supposed to fight this other great swordsman -- and there's been a huge buildup to this event -- but Ryunosuke simply doesn't show. I mean, he just doesn't show up. WTF! So Yeti! So effin' Yeti! And then towards the end of the movie I started hyperventilating. That's when Ryunosuke starts losing it. That's when he goes into a crazed fugue and starts chopping up anyone and everyone around him.
That's when I saw our future.
A knock at the door. We call out, Who is it? "Foil man! Special delivery!"
Who knows the exact order of our demise. But just this side of simultaneous we'll all be singing the dirge. We'll all be dancing the evisceration tango in our own pool of blood.