10-07-2016, 06:38 PM
You know, DM. As much as I appreciate being credited for my tasteful restraint, to be honest, I've never been terribly good at writing bizarre sex scenes.
And that one topped the cake big-top.
So I just left it out.
Someday I hope to acquire the vocabulary and figurative-language virtuosity to do justice to that scene you so spectacularly related to me with mucho gusto gesticulation and caterwauling voiceover.
And that one topped the cake big-top.
So I just left it out.
Someday I hope to acquire the vocabulary and figurative-language virtuosity to do justice to that scene you so spectacularly related to me with mucho gusto gesticulation and caterwauling voiceover.