05-23-2006, 05:39 PM
Well, it's that time of year. A bit of a garden. Seeds germinating, fresh seedlings everywhere.
So. I killed 400 snails and slugs over the past 2 days.
And they won.
In Buddhism, do snails and slugs count as living things? Okay, I already know the answer. This is one of those rhetorical questions, and I already know that I just ate a huge dekarma apple.
Lady Cranefly helped, by the way. She stood out near the garden pointing. "There, there's another one. Oh, and one over there. Ewh, a big one by your left foot!"
In the middle of her assistance, she also made this grudging admission: "So this is what men are good for. Dealing with something like this."
I don't hate snails and slugs. I'd rather not kill them. But this is ridiculous. All I need is for one of my 50 zucchini plants to pull through. Do you think they'll give me that? No-ooooh.
Not that I particularly like them either. I mean, things that slither like that are just hideous.
Well, almost all things that slither like that.
http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_content/14586/show.html
--cranely
So. I killed 400 snails and slugs over the past 2 days.
And they won.
In Buddhism, do snails and slugs count as living things? Okay, I already know the answer. This is one of those rhetorical questions, and I already know that I just ate a huge dekarma apple.
Lady Cranefly helped, by the way. She stood out near the garden pointing. "There, there's another one. Oh, and one over there. Ewh, a big one by your left foot!"
In the middle of her assistance, she also made this grudging admission: "So this is what men are good for. Dealing with something like this."
I don't hate snails and slugs. I'd rather not kill them. But this is ridiculous. All I need is for one of my 50 zucchini plants to pull through. Do you think they'll give me that? No-ooooh.
Not that I particularly like them either. I mean, things that slither like that are just hideous.
Well, almost all things that slither like that.
http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_content/14586/show.html
--cranely