11-02-2005, 11:29 PM
My fellow registered Doom Bretheren and Sisteren,
I sit before my computer today and share a great pride in the isolationist policies of the current administration of this site. Our great community need not be sullied by the mass of vile and uninitiated perpetrators of site traffic. Yea, shall the unregistered by excluded from postages. Redundant shall all perogatives be for the elite, the few, the registered. I join you this day in celebration of the tinyness of our collective. May our ranks swell slowly or not at all, purely at the discrection of our fearless Admin.
May you be well, at peace, and despair not, even when Google becomes self-aware and rains destruction down upon us all. By that point, who'll care?
I sit before my computer today and share a great pride in the isolationist policies of the current administration of this site. Our great community need not be sullied by the mass of vile and uninitiated perpetrators of site traffic. Yea, shall the unregistered by excluded from postages. Redundant shall all perogatives be for the elite, the few, the registered. I join you this day in celebration of the tinyness of our collective. May our ranks swell slowly or not at all, purely at the discrection of our fearless Admin.
May you be well, at peace, and despair not, even when Google becomes self-aware and rains destruction down upon us all. By that point, who'll care?