I've had like a dozen people ask if they can join my psych krew...

[Drunk Monk]

...yeah, right. I tell them I gotta get myself on the list first. They respond by saying, 'well, what about me?'

Tix are averaging $2K. It's like $200 just to get a parking lot ticket.

Only a few of my friends scored tix and I know some srsly core deadheads.