Italian Flat Tire Goes "Wop, Wop, Wop"

[El Dingo]

So I learned anyone of Italian descent can get dual-citizenship. All I need to do is provide my Italian ancestor (Father, Grandparents on dad's side) birth, marriage, naturalization and death certificates.

Dual-citizenship allows me to buy/sell property, attend schools, hospitals and gain employment in Europe without the pesky U.S. restrictions.

I have requested the birth certs for my grandparents (myitalianfamily.com) and plan on getting the rest. It's like a quest!

Sorry for the offensive title but it was my favorite from the 'Italian Joke Book' I had in the 70's. I'm Italian-American so I can use the 'W' word.